Title: Geektastic
Edited by: Holly Black and Cecil Castelucci
Publisher: Little, Brown
I've recently begun a marvelous appreciation of short story or novella collections. In romance, they provide a fun diversion with several small stories instead of a gigantic story. You can read these books in bits and pieces while doing other things, which makes them great for those few days or weeks where you just can't concentrate on one solid narrative. Holly Black is one of those authors I tend to enjoy, as is Cecil Castelucci, and I enjoyed the other anthology Black recently edited, Zombies Vs. Unicorns. Considering I am
tres geek and have a tendency to enjoy geek related story lines...this book was an impulse buy. Since Zombies Vs. Unicorns was quite a long review (and quite tedious) I'll give them a one sentence summary and a small paragraph review. Each story, I mean. (I need to learn to specify subjects!) Before I mess up another sentence in the name of early school dismissal excitement, I will write!
Once You're a Jedi, You're a Jedi All the Way
Holly Black and Cecil Castellucci
At a science fiction convention, a guy who lives for the Jedi and a girl who is all about the Klingon intermix, and cause mass panic amongst the convention-ites.
This story opens the anthology, and was one of my favorite ones. It has the right mix of geekery while still being accessible to readers without knowledge of Star Wars or Star Trek. I say this because I know next to nothing about each of those things, and I found the story quite entertaining. Nice romance with some surprising character depth, an Asian heroine, and a hilarious look at conventions and taking fandom a wee bit too far. Worth it.
One of Us
Tracy Linn
A cheerleader gets help from a group of geeks and learns the basics of geekery to impress her boyfriend.
One of those stories where the idea just isn't fleshed out enough for me. The plot was interesting, and it was cool to see a sort of crash course in geek related activities. The main character was fairly interesting, the cast of geeks was as well, and she covered some subjects no one else (sadly enough) covered, like manga and anime (which I recognized well enough). It's a good thing this opened the anthology, as those less geek inclined would find this a good starter story for the lifestyle. However, it just didn't do much for me. Meh.
Definitional Chaos
Scott Westerfeld
Two ex-lovers are transporting a large sum of money for a task and debate the meaning of chaos.
Westerfeld usually impresses me, but some of his stories tend to fall flat. I really enjoyed the one in Zombies Vs. Unicorns, although it left the reader hanging. This one actually had a conclusion (great) and some really interesting and vivid backstory with the characters. Their dynamic really worked, and I enjoyed the debate based on character affinities in MMORPGs (Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games, for you newbs/less geek inclined). Really strong, really interesting, and one of my favorites of the collection. Worth it.
I Never
Cassandra Clare
A girl who casually plays an online role playing game in text form with her friend meets a boy she may be in love with online.
This story is based off of Wuthering Heights, which I haven't read, but it's easy enough to understand. Cassie Clare's writing is subpar for me, but she knows how to bring the action and is a good 'book candy' read for me. However, her short stories are like those little linty pretzels left over from your house party. They are familiar and taste stale and blegh. The characters annoyed me, it was predictable, and it had nothing unique about it that I could suggest. While the idea of basing it on Wuthering Heights was cute, the MC is firmly adamant that she is NOT a geek like everyone else. Even admitting she is at the end of the story didn't help. Skip it.
The King of Pelinesse
M . T. Anderson
A boy travels to talk with his favorite serial adventure story writer, whom his mother had an affair with.
I haven't read anything by M.T.Anderson up to this point, but this story was wonderful. The main character is vivid and well drawn, the conflict is pretty darn awesome, and I adored the subtle jabs at the ridiculous but enjoyable adventure stories in the vein of Conan the Barbarian. His writing hooks you from page one, and this story was probably one of the deeper ones in the collection. Worth it.
The Wrath of Dawn
Cynthia and Greg Leitich Smith
A girl and her iffy step sibling go to a special showing of the Buffy musical episode.
Eh. I've read Cynthia's debut, Tantalize, and found some good things about it, but also some bad things. I'm looking forward to Eternal...but didn't know how she and Greg would to on a short story. It wasn't bad, but it was short. Not only that, but totally nothing memorable for me. It wasn't a bad story, but it just wasn't anything spectacular. Meh.
Quiz Bowl Antichrist
David Levithan
A quiz bowl team has issues as they go to semi-finals - especially their singular member who reads fiction instead of science books.
I will freely admit I adore David Levithan. His books are great, and for the most part, they work really well for what they are meant to do. This short story was chock full of that awesomeness, and he manages to work a lot of great character motivations (teamwork, self gratification vs. the good of the whole, unexpected romances and friendships) in the span of a couple tens of pages. He makes a lot of great literary references, which I enjoyed very much, and overall it was one of the cuter stories in the anthologies. Worth it.
The Quiet Knight
Garth Nix
In a live-action role-playing game, a silent teenager finds a little romance with the new lady in town.
Ah, Garth Nix. Haven't read his novels, but I enjoyed his Zombies Vs. Unicorns story, even if it was a little lacking. The same can be said for this story. A nice idea, good writing, and a cute take on friendship with a slight possible romance in the future maybe. However, it just ends. The character gets some back story, and he solves a little problem, but it didn't have a lot of meat to it. Not a bad story, but nothing I took from the collection as really good or really awful. Meh.
Everyone But You
Lisa Yee
A twirler/majorette from the continental USA moves to Hawaii and realizes that being cool isn't easy when transferring schools.
She's supposed to be a good writer. Supposed to be. I haven't read her novels, mostly because I never really heard of Millicent Min until after that kind of thing left my interest radar. Yet...god this story just disappointed me. Hardly anything about majorettes was presented, absolutely no other band geekery was present, and it read like a thirty page story outline. I felt no emotion, the character could have been replaced by anything (robot, monkey, toothpaste) and it wouldn't have mattered. If I ever see a copy of Millicent Min, I'll think of picking it up, but this short story - no. Skip it.
Secret Identity
Kelly Link
A girl writes a letter to a guy she met online after failing to find him at a hotel during a superhero and dentist convention.
This is probably the story I took away as being the best, especially by an unread author. Kelly Link doesn't normally write in the YA spectrum (that I know of), but she pictured so beautifully the complex hopes and yearnings of a teenager who wants to just get away from everything. Her superhero idea was interesting, and the characters were delightfully flawed. It's a story that's a little unconventional, makes you think a little more than usual, but so great. Worth it.
Freak the Geek
John Green
Two girls at a private school are considered geeks and reflect on a school tradition that involves 'freaking' geeks like them.
Never read Green. (Don't hurt me - I have two of his books in my TBR.) It was an interesting look on bullying from a geek perspective, but it didn't really rattle my chain or impress me too much. One can tell the author writes really well, and I commend him for that, but it just wasn't up to par considering the stories in this anthology I really loved. Meh.
The Truth About Dino Girl
Barry Lyga
A girl obsessed with dinosaurs tries to get a boyfriend through unconventional and cruel means.
Barry Lyga is another author I mean to try some day, but I hope his novels are better than this. The writing was interesting, sometimes amusing, yet there was one problem I had with this book. It dealt so much with being cruel to other people, and it didn't show any kind of apology on the protagonists behalf at the end when (spoiler spoiler spoiler)
she spreads and makes fake evidence of a viscous rumor that the guy's current girlfriend is a prostitute
(end spoiler).
Even if said character was a bitch, that's just not cool. It didn't really leave me with many other thoughts. Meh, leaning towards Skip It.
This is My Audition Monologue
Sara Zarr
A girl writes her own audition monologue for the school play auditions, and tells the director off with her harrowing theater experiences.
Story of a Girl was great, so naturally I expected good things from this work. I'm also a theater geek like nobody's business, so I was expecting it to appeal to me. It did. Zarr hits all of the important notes for a good short story (interesting way of telling it, wonderful character with backstory, killer motives behind the story's appearance) and also includes so many theater references. This is the story for my kind of geekery, and I adored it. From the stupid way people get parts sometimes to the way the lighting booth can be deadly, this story shows it all. Worth it.
The Stars at the Finish Line
Wendy Mass
Two rivals in school meet up to study astronomy and explore their relationship.
This woman writes some mean middle grade. Her book, Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life, was one of the best ones I read in middle school. This story, however, did not click with me in the slightest. Astronomy is pretty interesting, and I was excited to see how she would deal with it. It just felt...lacking. I really didn't want to finish reading it, but I managed. I don't know if it was a like of chemistry between the characters or what, but I just was not impressed by it. Meh.
It's Just a Jump to the Left
Libba Bray
Two best friends drift apart as they change, and try to find solace in their favorite thing, the Rocky Horror Picture show.
Libba Bray is a great writer, and I love everything she does, but there are some instances where her stuff is a little flawed for me. This is one of those times. I adore her writing style and I adore Rocky Horror, but occasionally this story felt a little meh to me. There were some great themes, though, and I adored the ending. The Rocky Horror references were off the charts, and it made me very very happy indeed. It's a tie between Meh and Worth it.
On another note, there are comics related to geek subjects in between each story. They also vary in awesomeness from Skip it to Worth it. I especially enjoyed the theater and band geek ones (no surprise there).
This is the anthology for the geek or the geek minded. It's hard for some of these stories to cross non-geek borders, and some of them are devoid of anything really geek minded as well! It's good for everything that's inside, and I would love to see more geek themes in YA, but some of the stories really left a bad taste in my mouth. Others were great. It's all a matter of perspective. And geekery.
Cover Comments: LOVE. THIS. COVER. SO. MUCH. *spasms*
Rating: 3.5 Stars
Copy: Bought (Yay for supporting the industry!)