Title: Zombies Vs. Unicorns
Edited: Holly Black and Justine Larbalestier
Publisher: Margaret K. McElderry Books
Zombies vs. Unicorns is a short story anthology about the age old question. Team Zombie, or Team Unicorn? I personally prefer Team Unicorn, but Team Zombie can be good at certain times. Either way, I thought the idea was awesome. So I naturally jumped on the chance to read it and talk about each story - and whoo, there are some truly awesome stories in this anthology. Also some not awesome ones. But 'tis the nature of the anthology. I will not grade the stories, but I will give my thoughts on them.
"The Highest Justice" by Garth Nix
"The Highest Justice" is a blend of the zombie and unicorn tale. It is mainly a unicorn tale, but there is the flavor of zombie in it as well. It is a classical fantasy, as Mr. Nix is best known for, and relies heavily on that feel of classic political intrigue and bruteness to get the idea of the the story down. It concerns a princess, a unicorn she meets, and a zombified queen that cannot rest without closure.
I thought the themes of the story were done really well. I haven't read anything by Garth Nix before, but this definitely makes me want to try his stuff out. The narrative really worked for it, and I easily wished the story to go on. It was probably one of the better stories in the anthology - certainly in the top of Team Unicorn's. A strong start to
Zombies Vs. Unicorns.
"Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Alaya Dawn Johnson
"Love Will Tear Us Apart" Is the first zombie story. It is about a teen zombie who has assimilated into high school life. His brain and thought process are still semi-human, so he is able to think and generally act like a regular guy. He still has cravings for human flesh, especially for a friend of his. A friend that he likes. One that he likes enough to avoid eating.
First of all, hats off to Ms. Johnson for writing a gay zombie story! A great way to open the collection, and one of three stories to feature gay character(s). While some parts of it were rather slow - mostly the flashbacks - the entire mythos of the story was interesting. The relationship between zombie and zombie hunter was also a highlight, and added some drama to it. I felt like Johnson voiced the teen zombie well, and it's a strong story. Not one of the best, but strong.
"Purity Test" by Naomi Novik
Novik's "The Purity Test" is about a girl teaming up with a unicorn to save a bunch of unicorn babies from an evil wizard. In the Bronx. The unicorn finds her on a bench, convinces her that she isn't completely delusional, and away they go. Quite the action filler.
This story read like water to me. It just flew past with barely any acknowledgment. It was 'sort of' funny, and 'sort of' good. By that, it was so average and totally uninteresting I really did not feel the need to read on. I didn't really like any of the characters, the villain had little motivation, and even the attempts at parody fell flat. Probably one of the weakest stories in the anthology - definitely the weakest for Team Unicorn. I am conflicted about whether I will try Ms. Novik's books or not. Some people can't write a good short story...and I hope that's the case with her, instead of the 'some people can't write' alternative.
"Bougainvillea" by Carrie Ryan
Set in the same universe as her novels The Forest of Hands and Teeth, The Dead-Tossed Waves, and the forthcoming The Dark and Hollow Places, "Bougainvillea" is a haunting tale about a girl living on an isolated island in the Caribbean ten or so years after the Return. Her father is master of the ports, and has the entire island's populace under his fist. They are protected from pirates, who have the mudo (aka Unconsecrated or zombies) strapped to their ships.
Carrie Ryan has always been the reigning Queen of Zombies since I read Hands & Teeth at the beginning of this year (thank you for getting it, library). "Bougainvillea" is probably the best zombie story in the collection. Probably the best story in the collection. Loved it loved it loved it loved it. It's haunting and the mudo are as disturbing and squicky as ever. Iza is a true, hard heroine that I can't help but want to read about. It adds a nice layer of depth to Ryan's zombied universe, and was the best overall story for me in the collection.
"A Thousand Flowers" by Margo Lanagan
Margo Lanagan's short story is told from alternating points of view, centering on a princess. A princess found beaten and gashed one night in the woods. A princess that hides a secret. One that, months later, is covered up and hidden in the earth forever. A secret that leads to many gruesome, horrifying consequences.
Gotta say, this story really freaked me out. In a good way. Lanagan knows how to write, and it's her fantastical style combined with her atmosphere that made this story such a win for me. I can often read disturbing scenes without any issues, and I didn't have much trouble with this story. Most people, however, will be one of many levels of disturbed. Unicorn bestiality. Creepy babies. Many deaths and thought provoking happenings. It focuses on the actual reality of unicorns, and what they really mean. Just plain adored this story. The changing viewpoints were also effective, though some people will have issues with them.
"The Children of the Revolution" by Maureen Johnson
Zombie babies. Horrible zombie babies. That is the subject of Maureen Johnson's chilling tale, "The Children of the Revolution". The down and out heroine gets a simple job from a famous celebrity: babysit the kids just one night, and you'll get 800 pounds. Enough to send the heroine home after being abandoned by her stoner boyfriend. Sounds good. Until the children begin acting way too strangely...
Maureen Johnson is an author I love, despite the fact that all of the books I've read by her have been 'okay'. It seems like I picked up the worst of her backlist, which is at least mediocre - more than most authors can say for their worst books ever. Her humor is what appeals to me, and in short story form it works so so so well. It's very much a social commentary on the life of famous people and their crazy antics, and how all too soon people begin to emulate those famous people. It also makes fun of their adopting random children, and the simpleness of Spongebob and the nightly news. Not the best zombie story, but in the top three for sure.
"The Care and Feeding of Your Killer Baby Unicorn"
by Diana Peterfreund
Set in the same universe as her Rampant series, Diana Peterfreund's story is about a girl traumatized by the acts of the killer unicorns that inhabit the earth. Her two cousins were mercilessly killed by one such beast. When she sees a fat, sick unicorn at a local carnival, pregnant and giving birth, she finds herself stuck with a baby unicorn to care for. What a mess.
I am ashamed to not have read any of Diana's work sooner. It's funny. And interesting. The world of Your Killer Baby Unicorn is totally awesome, and I have missed out. Unicorns with fangs and secret unicorn-killing-squadrons run by nuns in Italy? HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THAT? I think the main character was a little too religious for my tastes - it's nothing against the character or the writing, mind you, but I just felt like it was kind of unneeded conflict considering she already had traumatic issues with unicorns. What child doesn't? Anyway, definitely worth the read. One of the best unicorn stories in the set.
"Inoculata" by Scott Westerfeld
"Inoculata" deals with a post-apocalyptic world where zombies are pushing in, and tiny settlements have been fenced off to protect those not yet infected by the zombie virus. Westerfeld's story explores the possibilities of the disease mutating, and of leaving the settlement in pursuit of a better life.
I will be honest. I felt like the story idea was very Carrie Ryan. While the zombies weren't so blood thirsty as Ryan's, it is very much a similar set-up. Zombies being made by an actual disease, however, was a different take on things. I loved that Westerfeld came up with the idea of a mutation of it that wouldn't zombify so much as...half-zombify. Also, score for having a lesbian couple-ish thing in the story! I've always loved Westerfeld, and I did love this story. It just didn't resonate with me much until the end. The final few lines really hit home.
"Princess Prettypants" by Meg Cabot
Getting a unicorn for your birthday would be totally awesome, right? Not when you're seventeen and totally over that stuff. But Liz has to deal with getting the aching symbol of femininity for her birthday, and with a name like "Princess Prettypants", she can't help but feel it's childlike. Little does Liz know how truly awesome the pretty, rainbow-farting unicorns can be.
Meg Cabot is, of course, one of my favorite authors of all time. I love her work. She's a chick-lit goddess. Sometimes she's kind of gone meh for me, but most of the time the woman is spot on and funny. She can make me laugh at anything. And 'tis the same for this story. She takes the rainbow, fluffy unicorn and gives it some needed humor and 'tude. While obviously there is some suspension of belief - because her family's reaction to the unicorn is more funny than serious - it's a great story that will make you laugh. And remind you that unicorns can be violent.
"Cold Hands" by Cassandra Clare
Cassandra Clare's "Cold Hands" explores what would happen if a town is cursed to have some people rise from the dead due to various misgivings with life. It is the story of two lovers, and what happens when one is murdered by his own father.
This story just plain disappointed me. I will admit that, while I like Cassandra Clare, it is because her books are good escapism. Not because the writing is amazing and literary and HECK YEAH perfect. I thought I would get at least a fun story...but it was boring. The characters were bland, and I felt no sympathy for them at all. The hero's personality is totally unchanged when he is dead, until the very end of the book! Suddenly he becomes emotionally distant and doesn't talk much, when earlier he talks quite a bit and is very emotional! The heroine has hardly any traits to speak of, and the concept just really falls flat. Down their with Novik's story as one of the worst in the collection.
"The Third Virgin" by Kathleen Duey
Another exploration into the weird fetishism of unicorns and virginity, Duey's story is about a troubled unicorn that is perhaps one of the last on earth. It struggles to live with itself, as it can heal people in exchange for taking years off their life. It kills babies and takes many years off of people in it's perversity. And it cannot be understood by anyone but a virgin - not just a sexual virgin, but an emotional innocent.
While I cannot say I completely understood this story, it definitely disturbed me. One holds a certain sympathy for the unicorn, who resorts to being addicted to taking others' lives because of his own misgivings. It is heinous yet unbearably sad. It's attempts at committing suicide to gain attention and false love are also really disturbing, and it's overall just an unexplainable story. Not one of the worst. It will have you thinking for sure.
"Prom Night" by Libba Bray
The final story in the anthology, "Prom Night" focuses on another dystopian future where zombies run amock. Most of the adults have gone and become said zombies, so the teenagers and what little authorities are left have tried to make some semblance of order in what's left of a small town in the desert. On the night of a half-hearted prom, we follow the narration of this world.
I love Libba Bray, and she ended the anthology on a fabulous note. She has a gay character, which is always a plus, and her concept was cool. The look of a teenager forced to grow hard edges and try and follow her faith after her parents have become zombies, and after she has joined the police force, is vivid and dark. Complex emotions and easily likable characters populate "Prom Night", and the ending is a doozy. It questions the need for order and peace, and what it means to either live in abject fear forever, or to live in a world of false hopes.
Overall, the anthology was really strong, but some stories just didn't work for me. The Black Vs. Larbalestier banter before each story was kind of amusing, but wore thin after a while. The themes in most of the stories were well put together, and I really would like to read another collection with this much variety and awesome-ness in it again. Worth picking up for sure.
Cover Comments: ADORE. TEAM UNICORN FOREVER, PEOPLE!
Rating: 4.5 Stars
Copy: Received from Nicole at Simon and Schuster (Thanks Nicole!)